Thursday 26 November 2020
The Golden Cheese
The Golden Cheese
It had been done. Finally they had a reasonable plan that was doable. They had their eyes on the prize, The Golden smoky flavour cheese. It had only been tasted by the expert cheese designer “Albert lll.” They had always wanted to taste this cheese ever since the cheese was on mouse tele. The famous cheese designer Albert lll let his pet mouse have some first last night!
Soon we reach the Famous Cheese Museum where the cheese is on display. The first copy of the cheese is in the bullet-proof box that can only be opened by never being open so technically it can’t be opened. The first thing they do is sniff the air “AHHHHHHHHHHHHH soooooooo smokey” , states Bluecheese, Briecheese and Camembertcheese.
Right now we need to sing very high pitch like we saw in the newish movie DOLITTLE real life. “OK”
“So sing a really high pitch song NOW!”
It was very challenging to sing so high because they are not very good at singing. They sang as high pitched as possible but nothing happened, although someone was singing in the other room, an opera singer. So when it was a few minutes for it to start they ran in the room and scared her so much she screamed so high-pitched and loud it travelled throughout the museum! WOW that was as loud as 1,000 fireworks going off at once or maybe 400 or 10 whatever but still it was pretty loud.
They were so surprised they forgot about what they came in there for, CHEESE! They got there just in time to get the cheese before other mice had the same wanting. They were so annoyed they threw their wonderful hats on the floor. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?” They all screamed. “Trying to get the ultimate cheese”.
“We can half it if you want to that way it would be fair for both sides or we can have a buffet with all the cheeses here if you would like to as well” “Ummmm” TEAM MEETING”
“OK”
“So vote half all the cheeses here hand up” “1 2 3 4 5…..” “And vote for all cheeses to be shared in one big buffet somewhere in town” “1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8…..”
“Okay the vote has been made!”
“We shall be having……….”
“A big buffet somewhere in town so go collect all and I mean all the cheese!”
After what felt like weight lifting they had all the cheeses in the museum. “YAAAAAYYYYY”, they all shouted.
“Lets go set it up in our place” said Bluecheese,Briecheese and Camenburtcheese.
“The barn”
“OK” shouted everyone else. On the way out they found a small piece of wood so they used it as a table. There were some cheeses leftover so they halved them and then the party was over. The mice enjoyed partying and dining with more than three people so will do it again sometime soon. Until then…….
GOODBYE!!!!!